Caleb

Caleb Likes A girl who looks like they have crunchy peanut butter all over their Face

Caleb: I like that girl over there!
Blaine:She looks like she got crunchy peanut butter all over her face!
Caleb: I'm allergic to peanuts tho!!
Blaine: Well looks like your dick is gonna get swollen

3 hours later...
Caleb as Died Of peanut allergie

by Caleb is a QUEER May 13, 2019

Caleb Rosenfeld

To make the situation Jewish in some way.

"Hey guys, do you like my party?"

"Well, there aren't any bagels..."

"Stop being such a Caleb Rosenfeld!"

by awesomenesssupreme October 14, 2010

Calendar Year

A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.

Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.

by nilethe146 May 25, 2015

caleb dick

a big dick nigga he makes your girl scream mommy he has a cock so wild i cant imagine that dick in my ass

Caleb dick is so massive it makes forget to walk

by handsdown nigga February 22, 2019

Caleb Schwandt

Caleb Schwandt is a fucking whore who likes to mess with girls’ feelings he doesn’t care about anyone but himself and he’s the worst person like ever because he doesn’t care about people who care about him only the ones who couldn’t care less about him and legit hate him. But just Caleb schwandts because Caleb Rivers is hot.

Caleb Schwandt is low key a bitch ass whore.

by Bigdaddyllama April 30, 2019

Caleb

A very loving person. They will do anything to make you smile. If they ever see you feeling down they will immediately cheer you up. He loves to hug other people, and will always be there to lend you a hand. Even know their emotions sometimes over powers he will still be nice to you. He loves to draw and daze off, but he will still be paying attention to what you say.

Me: I just got accepted into college!

Caleb: That is amazing! ( As he hugs with the best hug ever. )

by {*Stars*} May 22, 2019

Caleb

pretty nice dude, can beat anyone in a rollerblading race. looks like a Mexican but isn’t. has abs like a Jordan, but different. has a crush on this dude ************** but isn’t gay. surprises you with what he says, is funny and pretty nice to be around but has terrible taste in clothing. nice guy nonetheless.

“dude, did you see that thing on roller bales whip around the corner?! it must be Caleb”

by zobo04 August 20, 2019