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Bourbon Legend

A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)

*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 19, 2019
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Bourtel

A cobjunctive for bottle of bourbon usually spoken while drunk.
Pass me the bourtel.
by Byawire February 12, 2019
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Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Bourgeous

Bourgeous- beautiful and gorgeous

Bourgeous is something you really like and something cute either way it’s bourgeous.
pheen: Aww look at that cat

Maya: aww she’s bourgeous
by itsurgirlbourgeous August 6, 2019
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Bourzscht

A Minecraft salmon. The best salmon. Very adorable and a great dad and son.
My fish is a "Bourzscht."
by Legendary Fart Master September 30, 2019
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BourJersey

Denoting the American middle class.

Unlike the French Bourgeoisie, the BourJersey prefers tankinis to martinis, the Jersey Shore to the Seine, burgers to baguette, flip flops to Stan Smiths, and vape pens to cigarettes.
Lauren met a very bourjersey dude on Tinder, and they went on a date at the Boardwalk and tossed a football until dawn.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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bourlotis

a bourlotis is usually over sized and does a form of teaching, bourlotis is rich and acts rich but says his not rich. rumors are that he participates in illegal activity
"do that again and you will get a step" says bourlotis
by bourlotis October 15, 2019
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