boreder

being more bored than bored

"hahahaha. woww. thats like boreder than bored" - Jessica F

by Panda` October 23, 2007

Pop Punk Message Bored

The Pop Punk Message Bored (PPMB) is a punk rock masturbation website where users hold conversations in the form of semi-literate posted messages. It has a specific set of jargon; for example, users refer to each other as "faggots" or "fags," and off-base or unpopular ideas are characterized as "gay." PPMB fosters the stupidity, hypocritical high-mindedness, and navel-gazing of its users.

Guy #1:
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.

Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.

Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.

by Whoah-oh-oh, you fuckers. November 21, 2011

I'm bored

A subtle way of seeking or suggesting sex, often used online, in chat rooms or online discussion boards.

Examples can often be seen posted by generally heterosexual persons posting on otherwise gay discussion boards. A tip can be posting history or lack thereof.

Often the person will enter a chat with "I'm bored" with no prior history of visiting that location. If chat is engaged, it will be revealed they are actually bi-curious or otherwise seeking NSA connections.

by misnomer May 13, 2010

bored tard

Contraction of "bored retard."

A mentally retarded individual who is not funny or interesting.

A retard who is also boring or a bore.

Can also describe someone on an internet bulletin board who is an annoying retard.

"The Country Squire is a bored tard."

by Attila the Horn April 30, 2005

Boredem

Just like regular boredom, but so utterly extreme its spelled with not even a U but an E, instead of an O.

He had a serious case of boredom, but her situatuion was much worse, she was suffering of boredem!

by Boredem Sufferer May 14, 2009

runescape bored

when you're so fucking bored that even playing runescape seems like it might be a good idea.

person1: hey man i just got my pure melee account up to level 50 and i bought full rune last night
person2:what are you talking about??
person1: oh sorry, i was really runescape bored last night

by McGees Foo August 5, 2006

borch

the act of vomiting after drinking way to much.

"Dude, pull over, Im' gonna borch!"

"I shouldn't have had that shot. I feel like I'm gonna borch..."

"I drank a bottle of vodka and borched all night long."

by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006