Boomer holes 

When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.

We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.

Boomer holes by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020

Boomer killer 

Another word for coronavirus. Old ass niggas die from this virus. These specimens have the weakest immune system I have ever seen.

Oh shit grandpa got the boomer killer. He shouldve never went to Wuhan.

Boomer killer by Bigoscarkong March 17, 2020

Boomer Bitcoin 

A particular weird type of assert that obsesses people of a particular generation. Enthusiasts of this investment evangelically promote it to other people to pump up the value of their portfolio, but it is a risky game for newcomers. The total supply of the asset is fixed. There is no chance that newcomers can buy at the crazy cheap prices of the earlier generation. If you buy in now, you will need to concentrate your savings in highly leveraged and risky investment. But you mention this fact to the enthusiast and they simply continue to boomersplain it to you. Yes, we are talking about *real estate*.

You young people think the crypto crash is new and exciting. But we have been crashing the real estate market for decades. You could say that mortgages are boomer bitcoin.

— My uncle just bought a second holiday house in Thailand and his kids are paying him rent on the family home.
— I know right? He’s going to HODL that boomer bitcoin.
— Yeah bro! And he keeps on trying to get me to invest in these weird mortgages I haven’t even heard of and can’t afford.
— Don’t worry, we’ll get property one day I guess, if we can get to the moon

— Oh man aunt Joanne wants me to invest in a condominium with her.
— Bro! Steer clear of that boomer bitcoin.

Boomer Bitcoin by Autocatfishing April 13, 2023

boomer.jim 

An ironic meme maker on Instagram who makes shit content. The memes are repetitive and not funny. They also try to use their meme page as a political page as if anyone actually cares

John: boomer.jim’s memes are so unfunny it hurts
Jane: And the voiceover dude they have sucks ass at voiceovers. I hate that dude.
John: Same

boomer.jim by Those Testicles September 15, 2020

boomer scum 

A boomer who expresses negative opinions towards young people, acts unreasonably and disrespectfully, or is condescending despite having much bigger problems than the people they criticize

Boomer: Kids these days are so cowardly, back in my day we rode around without seatbelts and we turned out fine
The millennial driving the car: *unbuckles the boomer’s seatbelt and slams on the brakes, sending them flying through the windshield at 60mph* Die Boomer scum!

boomer scum by Pyrple November 12, 2019

Boomer Blitz 

Old people violently hatefucking.

Man, I thought I was walking into a great orgy from what I heard, but when I got there all I saw was a big fucking boomer blitz!

Boomer Blitz by Dr Indian November 25, 2019

Boomer Boner 

What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers

Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"

Boomer Boner by PeachyMBS November 14, 2019