Pyrple's definitions

CNFO

Congratulations, Now Fuck Off

Person 1: I just had sex!
Person 2: CNFO

by Pyrple July 26, 2018

big bad bitch

An super badass female. A girl who is so awesome and hot that she becomes a living legend. Some may doubt she even exists, but when you are in her presence, it's a once in a lifetime experience.

I watched Lilo and Stitch with a big bad bitch.

by Pyrple May 21, 2022

anal exhaust

See: Ass Gas

These people are straight up huffing Anal Exhaust

by Pyrple October 22, 2019

Jared Goof

Deragatory name for Los Angeles Rams’ quarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.

God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.

by Pyrple October 21, 2019

boomer scum

A boomer who expresses negative opinions towards young people, acts unreasonably and disrespectfully, or is condescending despite having much bigger problems than the people they criticize

Boomer: Kids these days are so cowardly, back in my day we rode around without seatbelts and we turned out fine
The millennial driving the car: *unbuckles the boomer’s seatbelt and slams on the brakes, sending them flying through the windshield at 60mph* Die Boomer scum!

by Pyrple November 12, 2019

afc least

A term used to describe the AFC East division of the NFL, due to the fact that the New England Patriots win it (almost) every year as the Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, and New York Jets are perpetually terrible.

The Patriots have won the AFC Least for the eleventh year in a row, what a surprise.

by Pyrple October 20, 2019

whitoid

Similar to a Negroid, a whitoid is a term to descibe white people in a particularly condescending way, usually in reaction to their crazy actions or tendencies. Commonly used to portray white people as subhuman or as a different and inferior species to non-whites.

Guy 1: Dude, why did Vanessa set herself on fire then jump in the pool?

Guy 2: She’s a whitoid, that’s what they do.

by Pyrple February 19, 2019