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Definitions by Pyrple

big bad bitch 

An super badass female. A girl who is so awesome and hot that she becomes a living legend. Some may doubt she even exists, but when you are in her presence, it's a once in a lifetime experience.
big bad bitch by Pyrple May 21, 2022

boomer scum 

A boomer who expresses negative opinions towards young people, acts unreasonably and disrespectfully, or is condescending despite having much bigger problems than the people they criticize
Boomer: Kids these days are so cowardly, back in my day we rode around without seatbelts and we turned out fine
The millennial driving the car: *unbuckles the boomer’s seatbelt and slams on the brakes, sending them flying through the windshield at 60mph* Die Boomer scum!
boomer scum by Pyrple November 12, 2019

anal exhaust

These people are straight up huffing Anal Exhaust
anal exhaust by Pyrple October 22, 2019

nfc best 

A term used to describe the NFC West division of the NFL, due to the fact that in most years multiple teams in the division are playoff / Super Bowl contenders.
Damn, the NFC Best is gonna be competitive this year! The Rams, 49ers, Seahawks, and even the Cardinals are really good!
nfc best by Pyrple October 21, 2019

Jared Goof

Deragatory name for Los Angeles Ramsquarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.
God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.
Jared Goof by Pyrple October 21, 2019

afc least 

A term used to describe the AFC East division of the NFL, due to the fact that the New England Patriots win it (almost) every year as the Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, and New York Jets are perpetually terrible.
The Patriots have won the AFC Least for the eleventh year in a row, what a surprise.
afc least by Pyrple October 20, 2019

bombston 

Derogatory term used to refer to the city of Boston, Massachusetts, referencing the terrorist bombing of the 2013 Boston Marathon, in which three people died and hundreds more were injured.
Hah! The Celtics just got eliminated! Take that, Bombston!
bombston by Pyrple June 6, 2019