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Get the Bingo Sex mug.Bognor Regis is a large area that currently occupies the area between Littlehampton and Chichester.
It is known for it's large areas occupied by chavs, such as an area known to the locals as 'Lego', which is almost solely inhabited by the blood and entrails of rival 'gangs' - often comprised of fifteen year-olds on scooters and meth addicts.
Despite it's faults however, Bognor still manages to pull its muddy sloppy self up the ledge in order to grab the attention of tourists with cries of 'Butlins' 'Butlins'.
Most of these tourists disappear from the Burberry-style fabric of Bognor society never to be seen again.
The night life comprises of kids drinking and throwing up, burglaries and late night meth-fuelled raves. If you go to Bognor or Lego, you take your life in your own hands.
It is known for it's large areas occupied by chavs, such as an area known to the locals as 'Lego', which is almost solely inhabited by the blood and entrails of rival 'gangs' - often comprised of fifteen year-olds on scooters and meth addicts.
Despite it's faults however, Bognor still manages to pull its muddy sloppy self up the ledge in order to grab the attention of tourists with cries of 'Butlins' 'Butlins'.
Most of these tourists disappear from the Burberry-style fabric of Bognor society never to be seen again.
The night life comprises of kids drinking and throwing up, burglaries and late night meth-fuelled raves. If you go to Bognor or Lego, you take your life in your own hands.
Bro: "Hey, so I heard you went to Bognor Regis last night, dude. How did it go?"
Dying tourist: "They...shanked me...twenty times...I just told them to get a job..."
Dying tourist: "They...shanked me...twenty times...I just told them to get a job..."
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Get the Bangover mug.A town on the south coast of England that is slowly succumbing to a tide of destitution and urban decay, which is unsual for a town of Bognor's size and location.
Visitors can try drinking in the Wetherspoons before being stabbed, get a celtic band or tribal at the various tattoo parlours, sample processed ham from the discount stores and even try their luck at a bingo hall and job centre.
You can test your local knowledge at a pub quiz on the sea front, where teams of pub employees join in to answer questions about their own pub, and you can witness first hand the summer spectacular of northerners beating up the red coats at Butlins then fighting with eastern europeans over the stuffed macaque they won in the Doner meat-eating contest.
There are retail parks featuring Matalan, Burger King and skulking coal-eyed chavs who only speak in vowels, and some lovely cashpoints at which to have your card cloned, or ripped from your hands by the feral children of a chain-smoking, morbidly obese Jabba with a wispy moustache.
You may also find yourself disorientated by a sudden burst of slavic languages from everyone around you, but this is a reflection of Bognor's multicultural diversity of poor white English and poor white Polish.
Bognor became famous for an appearance in the last episode of Wish You Were Here, in which Judith Chalmers was stalked by a family of Wendigo-people then dismembered and devoured. It was only ever aired on UKTV Gold.
Visitors can try drinking in the Wetherspoons before being stabbed, get a celtic band or tribal at the various tattoo parlours, sample processed ham from the discount stores and even try their luck at a bingo hall and job centre.
You can test your local knowledge at a pub quiz on the sea front, where teams of pub employees join in to answer questions about their own pub, and you can witness first hand the summer spectacular of northerners beating up the red coats at Butlins then fighting with eastern europeans over the stuffed macaque they won in the Doner meat-eating contest.
There are retail parks featuring Matalan, Burger King and skulking coal-eyed chavs who only speak in vowels, and some lovely cashpoints at which to have your card cloned, or ripped from your hands by the feral children of a chain-smoking, morbidly obese Jabba with a wispy moustache.
You may also find yourself disorientated by a sudden burst of slavic languages from everyone around you, but this is a reflection of Bognor's multicultural diversity of poor white English and poor white Polish.
Bognor became famous for an appearance in the last episode of Wish You Were Here, in which Judith Chalmers was stalked by a family of Wendigo-people then dismembered and devoured. It was only ever aired on UKTV Gold.
Geoffrey Palmer: I once won an episode of Catchphrase, and Roy Walker gave me the choice of Bognor Regis or Chernobyl, which was still glowing at the time.
Christopher Timothy: I assume you went with Bognor?
Geoffrey Palmer: Only after I was absolutely convinced Chernobyl was utterly irradiated and swimming with mutants. As it turned out, Bognor wasn't quite as irradiated, but had a higher mutant count. Swings and roundabouts.
Christopher Timothy: I assume you went with Bognor?
Geoffrey Palmer: Only after I was absolutely convinced Chernobyl was utterly irradiated and swimming with mutants. As it turned out, Bognor wasn't quite as irradiated, but had a higher mutant count. Swings and roundabouts.
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