Boat-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; boat-sexual guys are only into their boats.

Usually only occurs post-marriage!

"We've been together for so long, but he's just not into me anymore. At first I thought he was having an affair but now I think he's just boat-sexual"

by ss34 February 4, 2010

throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

by REL74 February 26, 2010

rowing boat

A slow motion version of a motorboat.

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."

by DrJonas March 4, 2010

Pulling Boats

The behaviour resulting from usage of disco biscuits. The user of this illegal substance can usually be found at most nite clubs, dance parties and raves. They are easily spotted: they are the ones who are sweating profusely, gurning like there's no tomorrow, chewing their own eyebrows off and dancing as if having some sort of seizure. They are a wiley bunch who are to be avoided at all costs!

My friends Crispo, Benny and I went to a tiesto concert in Dublin recently with a friend , let us call her "G" to protect her identity. Her behaviour was random, she was totally pulling boats!

by CJJohnston69 November 7, 2006

boat people

Refugees who have left a country by sea.

The Vietnamese boat people fled in small boats to Hong Kong, Australia, and elsewhere after the conquest of South Vietnam by North Vietnam in 1975.

by Mr. Robotron June 14, 2017

Road Boat

The action of motor boating ones ass cheeks. Also known as the reverse motorboat.

Oh my god your Mom's ass is so epic I'd love to road boat that.

by Rex514 May 3, 2012

swift-boated

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.

John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.

by JihadGene September 15, 2006