Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

beffort

Combination of the words Bare & Effort - meaning alot of effort

Person1: I don't wanna walk there, its beffort.
Person2: Its not that much effort.

by Chaos_Fury June 4, 2010

fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

land a Beefo

Bastard North American son of the British term "to pull," meaning "to entice into romantic intercourse a highly, er, 'desirable' hunk of man meat."

"Beefo" originated as the stock name for any overly hunky member of a boyband whose name you do not know.

Double points if you use this phrase to refer to a female.

What do you mean, you don't like the food court? I'm in a mood to land me some Beefo! To the Panda Express, bitches!

by Moodeln February 19, 2005

beforeward

The opposite of afterward and cool way to say before or anything with a similar meaning.

Steve: What do you guys want to do after the party?
Andy: I dont know...
Kenny: Lets play ps3 at your house. I'll bring my game too.
Steve: You will have to carry it around with you the whole dat then.
Kenny: I meant before the party.
Steve: We are discssing about what happens afterward...
Andy: But you are talking about Beforeward.

by somerandomguyontheinternets June 25, 2009

Nightmare Before Christmas

Heading eastbound on SR50 just outside of Orlando FL, the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' is what some people call the town of Bithlo. Shortly after exiting Bithlo, you enter the town of Christmas, FL.

If youre gonna head to Cocoa Beach on SR50, careful going through the Nightmare Before Christmas!!!

by Veno Lase May 30, 2006

HE WAS A PIMP BEFORE

A male cat that has many felines, but also many diseases.
Also, a derrogatory term to use when you're mad at someone, exclusively best friends, parents, or anyone who has no idea what you're talking about.

girl- "he was a pimp beFORE"
girl2- "shut your face when you're talking to me"
girl- "duuude. straight up chill, man"
girl2-"go pachanga with doc bob"

by linchenzo November 26, 2006