rattle bollocks

The vagina

Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.

by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

dogs bollocks

When you mangina yourself, then turn around to show your friends the Dogs Bollocks.

We were getting changed, having a laugh when Dave showed me his mangina. He turned around to get his towel and them BLAM, I saw the dogs bollocks. I am mentally scarred.

by Barry manilow III January 12, 2009

bollockai

A word used when no attention wishes to be drawn but anger and frustration need to be released

oh bollockai

by Silk Sluts October 13, 2003

neck bollocks

The sticky out things on a female (and fat male's) chest.

Also see breasts, breasticles, tits

"Check out the neck bollocks on that gash!"

by The Big Show January 13, 2007

bollockchopper

a way of teabagging ones family

hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!

by ewan February 20, 2004

Queer Bollocks

A member of homosexuality. A man who is attracted to other men. This is usually discovered during puberty.

Bunnage u "Queer Bollocks" why did u toss of michael with ure fag ass attitude.

by Josh - is straight January 9, 2006

bollock

Scrotum, and form of punishment/insult

"Oi BALLBAG!!"
"Your in for a good ol bollocking"
"You fucking hairy scrotum"
<russian with 3 testicals> "ooja-nicka bollockoff"

by Stylee September 26, 2003