carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018

double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

Finagle that Bagel

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.

*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.

by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018

If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E

Like someone like minecraft SAY THIS WORD OR SOMETHING

Minecrafter:I like minecraft.
Robloxer:If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E.

by JasonHW November 1, 2021

kiss of the badger

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum

Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall

by kotb October 1, 2007

Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.

<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!

by Simonster June 11, 2006

bageena

female genitalia...aka....vagina

I've got to go to the gyno to get my bageena checked out.

by tinabageena February 21, 2008