The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.

I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

video will play after advertisement

A fucking piece of shit 1 minute advertisement that you cannot skip and have to waste 1 minute of your life.

Person A watches YouTube.
*Click on video*
*le wild adv appears!*
Person A: I will just skip.
*Tries to skip but cannot.*

Original Skip Bar Reads: video will play after advertisement.

Person A looks at advertisement duration
1 min

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by RightPurpose February 3, 2019

Before and After

Taking a dump so large, you wish you weighed yourself 'before and after'

"Dude, where've you been, what's that smell?"

"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
"Gross!"

by Sir Shitzalot April 30, 2010

The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

by mj_oblio November 6, 2004

Lets have a drink after finals

- No strings attached sex

Some chick: You want to grab a drink after finals?
RJ: Sure thing, I'll bring the condoms!

by RJgetschicks1 May 3, 2005

the gay after pill

1. the day after pill. Nicknamed thus, because getting a girl pregnant or having unprotected sex may be considered uncool and "gay".

2. a metaphorical pill which is taken after having sexual relations "by mistake" with a person of the same sex.

1. Doug: yeah we had sex without a rubber. But it's cool 'cause she got the day after pill.
Greg: you mean "the gay after pill".

2. Jerry: dude, I can't believe that I blew that guy. I was so drunk. I think I need "the gay after pill".

by el huervo March 24, 2010

My After Sex Buddy

The world's first after sex doll.

A cuddly companion for women after sex.

You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.

by portable_guru January 15, 2011