Real woman

A real woman is a woman of virtue. She allows the man to have his authoritarian role, but also doesn’t allow anyone to walk over her and diminish her value and what she brings to the table. A real woman understands that there is a two player part in what a man and woman can build together, as a unit. I wrote this because when I first researched what a “real woman” is, I was hurt and felt disrespected because all that came up were references to a woman’s physical body. I find that extremely degrading because when I researched what a “real man” was there was absolutely nothing about his body. And everything about personal characteristics and all. And people wonder why women get upset and think men don’t actually value a woman as a person.
She’s a real woman. She’s everything.
by A real woman August 04, 2020
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woman hitler

Man 1:My woman hitler is being a bitch today
Man 2:Who?
Man 1:Mother in Law = PMS
by anti-woman-hitlerism May 02, 2006
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amazing woman

A woman that is beautiful and that you have a crush on, and you suspect she likes you also, you have lots of things in common, and your world has suddenly changed.
I meet this amazing woman the other day, she is so hot, I think I want to marry her.
by 121anon121 November 28, 2015
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Selfish Woman

A selfish woman has the idea that everything revolves around them
Most selfish woman are uneducated, lazy and dependent on her parents.
They could never survive without the help of men.
It's a proven fact.
by seeu August 14, 2006
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Woman Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking
person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"

person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"

person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"
by GETBACKINTHEKITCHEN January 31, 2011
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Penis Woman

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)
That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.
by Hukra February 21, 2009
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BALD WOMAN

a woman who is loosing hair at a very young age. May have a shiny head where her hair used to be. Usually has their hair cut in a "senior citizen" (very short) way as to disguise their balding.
Person 1: Hanna is a bald woman at such a young age. Check out that Senior citizen haircut to cover it up.
by LuciousLocks June 29, 2010
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