Wadstock

Music festival at the Oxford college Wadham.

"Are you going to Wadstock?" "Nah mate, couldn't get a ticket."

by Ceriano October 16, 2008

woods kitty

A skunk.

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.

by wormracer08 December 4, 2013

woldsman

A fine stallion from East Yorkshire, who often has his way with Woldswomen

Waaa he is a fine Woldsman

by Woldsman February 15, 2017

Woodstocking

Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girls mouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.

Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.

by MJisAsian December 21, 2018

Last Words

The words someone says before they die

Bill: “Son, I will tell you my last words before I die-“
Billy: “What Dad?”
Bill: “Tell my- tell my- tell my- tell my- tell my P. O. I said fuck ‘em Bitch, I’m fresh off of papers STL only got the Blues, so I fuck with the lakers.”

by Lil big 4x January 24, 2020

The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

cool words

Words that appeal to someone in a way that delights them

You use so many cool words in your daily language and don’t realize it

by Numerral November 27, 2017