Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 06, 2023

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 08, 2020

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019

The Full Wash

1. When a person's genitals and anus is being licked in an orderly fashion. This can work for either gender.

2. In a threesome (or in a bigger group), one person can lick the genitals while the other licks the anus at the same time. More people may focus on one place than the other, but they both have to be licked simultaneously.

1. So, my girlfriend gave me the full wash last night. It was awesome as balls!

2. Guy #1: Wow, I never expected four people to give the full wash to just one person. Guy #2: Yeah, Pornos are filled with all kinds of crazy shit nowadays...

by Master Menos March 31, 2014

log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C November 27, 2015

self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 07, 2011

Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.

Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.

by Babiigirlhere July 09, 2011