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Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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Peach Ring Vacuum

A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.
Dude, she's such a peach ring vacuum...
by PabloDeNoches February 27, 2021
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devil's vacuum

a terminology that is used to reference a blowjob
"yeah Linda gave me the devil's vacuum last night at her place"
by devilsvacuum June 26, 2022
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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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Spacetime-Probability Vacuum

A theoretical state or location where probability itself ceases to function. It's a place of absolute certainty, a null-zone where things either definitely will happen or definitely won't, with no "maybe" in between. Entering this vacuum would be existentially terrifying, as you would be stripped of all hope, doubt, and anticipation. It's the universe's way of saying, "We're not going to keep you in suspense; this is just how it is." A DMV waiting room is often cited as a real-world approximation.
Example: "Waiting for the results of his final exam, he felt like he was in a spacetime-probability vacuum. All the 'what-ifs' of the past few weeks collapsed into a single, terrifying point of absolute certainty that was about to be delivered by a piece of paper."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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Nebraska nose vacuum

The act of Cummins inside of a girls vagina, and then stickning your nose is and sucking all the air out som it creates a vacuum inside of it so the cum starts to boil.
I just went to this girls house and Nebraska nose vacuumed her!
by manbun004 October 20, 2025
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Greatness can't exist in a vacuum

No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!
Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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