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Three-eyed Turtle

Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.
Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.
by Rveil July 19, 2004
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three-stager

Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.
After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.
by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011
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Russian Threesome

A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.
I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy
by Karlmarx7 November 6, 2017
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Three digits

The art of achieving penetration of 100 - 999 women during one's lifetime no money involved.

It is generally considered a shameful, pitiful disgrace not to reach three digits before marriage. Such waste-of-man should get properly sacked at his bachelor party.

When the first bro reaches three digits it calls for celebration. Preferably throwing a big party with loads of drunk females that will help the rest of the bros on their way to reaching the three digits.
Bro 1: "Are you gonna be attending Maddi's three digit party next weekend?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, man. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm planing on having my own pussyversary."

Bro 1: "What do chicks even call the three digits anyways?"

Bro 2: "Chicks never reach three digits. That much I know"
by UT+Per7 September 17, 2014
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Three Sheets

The best show on television!Can you say “I’m buying” in 12 languages? Embark on this international drinking tour with comedian Zane Lamprey who takes you around the world to master the local drinking customs. From MOJO the new 100% hi-def channel is tailored to fit your interests from exceptional food to extreme locales, from high tech toys to high stakes antics, from Wall Street to easy street and the best of sports, music, movies and more. It's 100% high definition, because life is how you see it.
Did you catch the new season of Three Sheets on MOJO?
by 3v1L Schwin April 3, 2008
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Three Day Hump

ex. guy 1: "Hey man I just finished my three day hump"
guy 2: "Oh, you finally quit smoking?"
guy 1: "lol what?"
by humptydumpty67476 April 21, 2011
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Fox Three

Air force term meaning you have just launched an active radar guided air-to-air missle, if you hear it over your radio that means get out the way before the missle locks on you instead of the bad guys.
Target confirmed, I'm taking the shot: Fox Three
by Arsenal Gear May 28, 2006
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