a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma  January 18, 2013
 Get the a parking ticketmug.
Get the a parking ticketmug. To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
 Get the free ticket boothmug.
Get the free ticket boothmug. verb. -restaurant slang
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
 Get the Ticket Knittingmug.
Get the Ticket Knittingmug. while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 13, 2008
 Get the ticket projectile devicemug.
Get the ticket projectile devicemug. A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.
by TheTicketWolf September 29, 2008
 Get the The Ticket Wolfmug.
Get the The Ticket Wolfmug. Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
 Get the Emotional Season Ticket Holdermug.
Get the Emotional Season Ticket Holdermug. A 'Leslie ticket', named after the micromanaging Scottish video game producer, Leslie Benzies, is a video game industry term, pertaining to any development task that an executive sets as 'top priority'. Leslie tickets supersede eating, drinking, sleeping, thinking, and are generally known to presage media shitstorms.
by KrasMazov October 21, 2025
 Get the Leslie Ticketmug.
Get the Leslie Ticketmug.