TeaBake

To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.

So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?

I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.

by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010

teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.

"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."

by The sting May 29, 2014

Teabagger

Teabagger is the deragaratory term used to describe members of the right-wing Republican "Tea Party".

Scott Walker, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal, Donald Trump and Rick Santorum} are all teabaggers.

by jjmplsmn August 30, 2015

teambait

The act of baiting a team member into doing something dangerous for you without them knowing, resulting in injury or death to that team member. The method is most commonly used by the least valuable player on a team, who is afraid to take the initiative and fight in situations that would risk them losing the fight.

Nick: "Jordan, run into this room here I think I saw some good gear."
Jordan: "Oh sure, why not!"

*Jordan runs into the room and is immediately killed by an enemy waiting in the corner of the room*
Jordan: "Damn it Nick, do you always need to teambait me!?!"
teambaited me again!

by indiez1234 August 24, 2017

Teabag

Not the one you dunk in your tea, but mostly in a video game. Teabagging is when you crouch/crawl, then stand, then repeat over and over again, and is sometimes endless. Teabagging is mostly used for bragging and boasting.

Guy: *Kills another guy, teabags them, then walks away*
Guy who got killed and teabagged: *Respawns, finds the guy that killed and teabagged him, kills that guy, and *teabags* him even more times than he teabagged him*

by RadRaichu7 May 11, 2019

Teambang

A group act of sexual intercourse consisting of up to 10 male attendees and one female partner with roles such as Backdoorman, Watcher, Froster, Paychecker, Coinslotter, Spoon Licker, Gatekeeper, Tube Greaser, Chafe Master, and Shoe Salesman. Many positions are unique and can fit almost everyones preference.

"Yo shit Father John, me and the boys did a Teambang last night after my nieces funeral and I ended up as the Paychecker. Hopefully my lil swimmrrs are all done.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

Teba

A Rito warrior from Breath Of The Wild who looks up to Revali. He helps Link during the assault on Divine Beast Vah Medoh. He has a wife named Saki and a son named Tullin. If you put Teba and Saki’s names together, (TebaSaki) it translates to “chicken wings” or “wingtips”.

“I don’t know you and I’m actually pretty busy here. You should probably go.”

-Teba when he meets Link for the first time.

by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020