Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.
by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025
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Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.
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by Tofu_Bread July 25, 2022
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Get the tactical yak mug.1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.
2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.
2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.
Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.
SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!
SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.
SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!
SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.
by Urshanabi July 23, 2025
Get the tactically acquire mug.Because you won't stop harassing me I the fucking workplace. Cut it out. That is not the most important part of all this Dave. Fuck your kids.
Hym "Yeah, we're all using tactics. Not what you are doing is engaging in this endless circular argument to bully me into saying I am threatening you kids so that you can say 'Well then jail'. As though that is how this should work. Fuck your kids. You're selfish pricks and you don't actually DO anything good for anyone. And if you do it's to spite me at my expense over kids I haven't murdered. All to make a point about my defeatability or something. No matter what happens it will not ever constitute some kind of conceptual defeat for me. You won when the school shooting per year went do and that is the only win you ever need to get. You would have had fewer if you would have listened in the first fucking place you stupid pieces of shit. You're the downing man here and now because I didn't fucking save you right the kike boat driver isn't letting me back on the boat. I don't have to live like this and I don't have to do anything other than tell you to do it for it to change for me. So I'm not going to. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.
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