Tacticock

Tacticock:
When you duct tape a laser pointer or maglite (mini) for some to your dick.

It was so dark in the bedroom I had to turn on my tacticock to find my clothes.

Its also what happens when you reach a whole new level of tacti-cool and don't have anything else to mount a light or laser to.

by Igotnuthing March 31, 2022

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tactifuck

a sex act in which the female wears tactical gear made especially for holding an array of sex toys, the man wears a helmet with an attached dildo. the pair enters a paintball arena where they proceed to use all toys on one another until one climaxes. each climax is a kill, 3 confirmed kills is the winner.

im bored, want to go tactifuck?

by ravyn6969 May 28, 2022

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Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.

I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.

by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022

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tactacum

Picketiny mounted flashlight mounted at base of penis while participating in intercourse. Once you are about to ejaculate you pull your penis out and turn on the flashlight laser combo. Point laser at your partners face and turn on the strobe light mode on the flashlight while she is seizing cum on her face.

I didn't tell her while we were having sex but I ended up tactacumming on her.

by mommybigtits August 30, 2022

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