Singular bed

A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.

"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."

by Dank_Boi69 October 27, 2018

bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

by genius677 September 5, 2015

Bed Cousin

Two individuals who happen to have slept with the same person. Prevelant in the straight community, rampant in the gay.

Mike and Brian discovered in conversation that they have both slept with __________ (insert name here). Mike and Brian are "bed cousins".

by Adunning October 14, 2007

Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

by JazzyJamie February 7, 2009

Yelly bed

Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps.

"oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max already"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

Bed-Sap

The mixture of a girls vaginal discharge and anal butter, blended up by the pounding of a males penis, as it leaked onto the bed like sap from a tree

"Charmaine let the bed-sap drip out of you onto my leg"

by Sam The Dragon Slayer July 28, 2017

scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

by hannah.smithie May 14, 2007