Templan

A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typically has a form of mental retardation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.

Guy 1: Hey Steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today?
Guy 2: O yea, Wood shop teacher caught him
Guy 1: Yea, When he went to hide it, he got his left testicle stuck in his zipper. They had to drive him strait to the hospital.
Guy 2: Poor kid

by B$ March 27, 2005

schizophrenic template

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.

These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.

by nameless five September 3, 2005

Templeton

(Adv). Receiving oral sex from a partner that does not practice good hygiene or the skill set to maintain bodily hair growth, often resembling the appearance of Alpaca.

While she was blowing me I saw the backside happy trail running into her crusty ass crack. I need to do a better job screening out the templetons, sure makes you go limp.

by Scat in the hat by Dr. Bruce May 31, 2017

Templar

Typically a term used to express sexual desire. Normaly as term is used they wave fist in an up and down motion. (almost like knocking a door)

Vamos a templar. (Waves fist up and down)

A templar se a dicho!

by Daylene LiNa January 27, 2008

tesla

When used as a verb, it means to violently penetrate.

a) That big biker totally just teslad his much smaller cell-mate.
b) The young twink rubbed his bung in pain after having been repeatedly teslad by a large group of randy cicus-goers.
c) I'm gonna tesla that jerk as soon as he finishes his drink.

by Reg Gournd DeFlodge April 1, 2007

Shirley Temple

When, upon perforating a girl's cherry, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick in her hair.

I had just made her a woman when I made her a Shirley Temple, and I don't mean the drink.

by Steve Peterman November 23, 2007

Tesla Shaft

To have intercourse with a prank electric hand buzzer strapped to the base of your penis.

Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night

Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch

Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out

by timujin December 22, 2008