Stumped

Being dismembered of every limb

The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 24, 2008

stump sister

Women, usually with otherwise presentable figures, who have unusually large calves, usually grotesquely so.

She would be fairly good looking if she wasn't such a stump sister!

by jsaak1 July 24, 2006

stump fucked

huge dog syle wood

i just had to liberacii syle stump fucked her

by superfly269u2 February 10, 2009

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts

Tyler knows the best cures for the Stump Lumpies

by Sammy H. January 8, 2009

stump

Someone who is a younger sibling, or someone that is shorter than you. They are usually stupid, annoying and sadistic. They are not very tough either. In other words, they are people that you beat up everyday and laugh at.

Bob is sutch a fucking stump. Lets go fuck up that fucker.

by Dirty Sanchez July 22, 2004

Stumptown Academy

one of the four academies at cleveland high school in portland, oregon. best teachers ever bro.

"what academy are you in?"
"STUMPTOWN ACADEMY, what about you?"
"..rhapsody.." *walks away in shame*

by saporta4lyfe March 23, 2009

stump

a big fat but small penis that able to go into a womens mouth

please dont your penis is to fucking small

by bob November 29, 2003