The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
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An act of discreetly masturbating and keeping your composure whilst talking with peers who are unaware that you are edging. Usually done via a voice call.
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