Definitions by Biggus-Meatus

Barnacle Stroking 

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

Barnacle Stroking by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025