cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.

Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.

by TAU-rico May 8, 2003

main squeeze

1. Your closest friend or friends

2. Boyfriend or girlfriend

Person 1:"These people right here are my main squeeze fo life!"
Person 2:"That's cool,"

Guy: "will you be my main squeeze?"
Girl: "of course!"

by LNBerger August 24, 2010

squeeze one out

To defecate hurriedly. Primary usage area is eastern U.S., blue collar lexicon.

Let me squeeze one out, Freddy - I'll jump on that alternator change when I'm done.

by Boswell September 14, 2008

squeeve

1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.

1. John and Jody are squeeving hard in the other room.

2. John squeeved Jody hard.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

nipple squeezer

When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.

"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about getting nipple squeezed by this guy, he'll hurt ya."

by John Lush March 9, 2003

Squeege

a person who is very good at the video game counter-strike.

You suck, You're no squeege.

by collin skeetz October 6, 2006

Squeeze a brown one out.

To push, with excessive force, a nice steamy brown trout out of your butthole.

Monkey, can I use your bathroom? I need to squeeze a brown one out.

by Monkey Gray November 13, 2007