Squeege

a person who is very good at the video game counter-strike.

You suck, You're no squeege.

by collin skeetz August 17, 2006

Squeege

A person who has a extremely high voice.

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."

by FrogFanatic June 02, 2021

Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.

You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!

by Molbo January 03, 2020

Squeege

n : informal term for urination within one's closet whether drunk or not ; "he took a pee" syn: peeing,

pee, piss

Bill was so drunk he squeege his closet thinking it was the bathroom.

Ralph was caught squeeing all over Tom's closet, nasty.

by Randy Gato August 09, 2010

Squeege

A variation on the wedgie...where you pull the the waistband of a pair of BOXERS up above the pant line...in a similar motion to a wedgie...but because of the design of the boxers...it does not form a "wedge" but rather a wide pull on the victim's bum

I lifted him right off the ground when I gave him a Squeege.

by Vernondavemack December 09, 2009

squeege

When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.

I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?

by Squeege in the eye February 20, 2013

Squeeged

When you cum inside a girl and as you're pulling out, you squeeze her pussy lips around your dick as to wipe off all seminal fluids. Conversely, the male can be SQUEEGED if he pulls out, and when he does she squeezes her own pussy lips together in order to hold it in and get pregnant.

Sarah: "Did you cum inside me? Do you need to take a shower?"
Cesar: "That's ok, I squeeged it all off"

Matt: "Did you cum inside of her? The pull and pray is always scary."
Norman: "I did pull out. But the bitch squeeged me bro! She's got me for 18 years!"

by jane_doh December 27, 2015