Soof

The sound of the action of a pissy shoe being stepped into by a soon to be moist sock

Soofing a man is where you piss in the mans shoes or slippers for the man to then step in them causing a friction between the wet shoe and his sock as the moisture seaps into the sock it creates a soooofff sound.

by Jamoth September 2, 2018

Smoofie

Another word for smoothie

Dude, I wanna drink a smoofie so bad

by BioChemist0524 May 3, 2019

sploof

Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!

"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"

by Pass the sploof October 30, 2019

Smoofy

Smoofy is a term for when you suck on a bad bitches poopyhole

"I Smoofy'd dis bitch" -Some random fucker named John

by MasonKGMD August 11, 2023

Snoof

To perform oral sex upon.

I snoofed the socks off of my boyfriend.

by Luna March 13, 2003

Sploof

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

by anonymous August 27, 2014

smoof

1. n. dog nose juice, esp. on clean pants or car window

2. v. to transfer fluid from a dog's nose onto something or someone

"what the fuck brutus!? i just put on these pants and you went and smoofed them!"

by liberate cannabis May 13, 2005