Pirate Shopping 

When you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally.

Dewayne went to Best Buy to do some pirate shopping.

Pirate Shopping by BigBad June 9, 2007

Cry Shopping 

Browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.

Ooh Look at this bacon flavored gum! And this touchscreen monitor! And this Android tablet! And this iPhone case! And this cool t-shirt! And these awesome pants! And all of these amazing clothes! And these gadgets! Let's put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgFUCK! MY TOTAL IS $12,587
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.

Cry Shopping by yo niqqa yo August 1, 2011

shopping list 

Shopping List 1:
A pice of papper you wright down what items you need from the shops
DUH!

Shopping List 2:
A list of brand name (usualy performance) stickers on the side or the bonnet of a car.

The car is usualy a "ricer" and often dosnt actualy have these parts on the vehicle.
Brands will often include:
GReddy
HKS
Blitz
Trust
Alpine

Yo, look at that "Ricers" shopping list, he must be fast.
What a tool, look at that shoping list ill bet he dosnt even have half of that.

shopping list by Drift Munkie September 11, 2006

Skipping 

When a retard skips your post cause they didn't actually read it.

Damn, some of these editors don't know shit about skipping!

Skipping by learningisforthebest February 4, 2014

Starbucks sipping mothafucka 

cocksucking business criminal asshole

"Shut the fuck up you starbucks sipping mothafucka!"

Starbucks sipping mothafucka by Rapmasta Badass Mothafuckas April 4, 2009

Speed-jay-skipping

Skipping across the street at a quick pace without using a crosswalk.

"Speed-jay-skipping across University got to class this morning."

Speed-jay-skipping by Marsden2374 November 2, 2008

skipping class 

Not going to class and pissing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pronounces your last name wrong. Whytf

Student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. Skipping class

skipping class by Ctfd February 14, 2014