Schmuck

Verb

To continue masturbating, even after you've ejaculated and the penis has gone flaccid, often without control of one's actions.

"What has John been upto? Haven't seen him in a while."
"He's running a 4 hour Schmucking streak, leave him be."

by gunkwizard35 March 21, 2024

Schmedit

Another way to say okay when responding to somebody. It is neither a negative or positive way to respond.

EX:
Thomas: I'm going to leave in around ten minutes.
You: Schmedit.
EX:
Johnothan: You should go to the other side of the backyard to see the blue jay better.
You: Schmedit.

by Bucketpotato April 11, 2024

Scheudle

When you blow in a males butthole so hard he ejaculates

Susan scheudled Bob so hard his penis looked like a fire hose.

by Linger era May 6, 2024

Schmid

To ejaculate in a condom. Coined after the late Julius Schmid, inventor of the modern condom.

"I really wanted to cum inside her but she made me use protection, so I had to Schmid instead."

by Unhandmygland December 9, 2024

Schmeds

Schmeds is a word which was created by a niche group of sigmas. The term refers to when something is either really suspect or really good.

Boy: “That girl looks schmeds”
Meaning that the woman is quite attractive.

by u17boyssky December 17, 2024

Schmeds

This word was created by a niche group of sigmas. The word either means something is really suspect or really good.

Boy: “That girl looks schmeds”
This means the girl is quite attractive.

by u17boyssky December 17, 2024

Schmuckleputz

It's simple. You combine two deragatory Yiddish words when using them separately isn't sufficient.

You sir are the most annoying person I have ever met. You are a schmuckleputz.

by Chief Flappenmajacks January 23, 2026