Schmid

To ejaculate in a condom. Coined after the late Julius Schmid, inventor of the modern condom.
"I really wanted to cum inside her but she made me use protection, so I had to Schmid instead."
by Unhandmygland December 09, 2024
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Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.
"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."
by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022
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