Unhandmygland's definitions

Schmid

To ejaculate in a condom. Coined after the late Julius Schmid, inventor of the modern condom.

"I really wanted to cum inside her but she made me use protection, so I had to Schmid instead."

by Unhandmygland December 9, 2024

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022