The Swiper

The process of taking someone's virginity via inserting your massive cock (has to be massive) into their hole ._. and saying "aww mannn,,," afterwards

Person A: I just used The Swiper on my gf and she was so grateful

Person B: Damn bro, I should try that too, let's try it together rn... fuck me!

by aremu February 14, 2021

Ass Swiper

When you go 5 fingers deep between ur ass cheeks

Eddies an Ass Swiper

by ASS SWIPER January 19, 2021

Swishen swipen

What the Germans call windshield wipers.

"Oh nein mein windshield is dirty!"
"Then turn on the Swishen swipen!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021

Meta Swipes

People who still use Facebook in 2022.

"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."

by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021

Pinky Swipe

The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.

“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
“Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”

by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021

COCK SWIPER

This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.

I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.

by Paul Pickle November 27, 2021

monieo swiper

someone who steals 154.9999999 monieo from me

dn9t is a giant monieo swiper

by the real john reed February 15, 2022