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spunk minge 

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
spunk minge by Donald A. February 12, 2019

spunk fart 

An unexpected fart after engaging in anal intercourse that is followed up by a large flow of residual semen.
Is it me or does it smell like sausage and meatballs in here? "My bad, Tyrone put a real pounding on me after dinner. It was a juicy spunk fart.

Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."

Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.
spunk fart by Donald A. February 13, 2019

Spunk gargle wee wee 

A sub-genre of military first person shooter video games. They are usually incredibly linear with a shit ton of explosions.
Black Ops 3 is an example of spunk gargle wee wee
Principal skinners name in season 1

A term used to enlighten situations
Joe: “damn I can’t believe my girl cheated on me!”

His friend: “well that’s a spanky”
Spanky by Panther cartel June 28, 2021

Spunkbucks 

A classic Chrismassy drink made with steamed spunky milk and two shots of espresso though you can customise it with different types of milk.
Tom: " Can I get an iced grande skinny spunkbucks vanilla latte please"

Kelly: " A tall hot chocolate spunkbucks with soy milk and no whip please. Thank you."
Spunkbucks by Roseyrose21 December 22, 2022

Currency Spunk 

To spend your money on anything sexual
We went to Amsterdam and i spunked all of my currency the first night we got there

Theres so many prostitutes, lets just "Currency Spunk"
Currency Spunk by OnOneAgain September 1, 2009