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redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.
Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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redneck fireplace

A space heater or any portable indoor heating device.
Ya'll I'm cold. Plug up that redneck fireplace, ya hear?
by Pete Warren January 6, 2008
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Redneck Battleship

Any full size American truck with lift kits that raise the truck to annoying heights.
"Did you see that Holly got a new F150?" "Yeah, she put a 36" lift kit on it, its a real Redneck Battleship now"
by MoparMan85 December 15, 2009
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Redneck Margarita

A drink made with cheap tequila and Mountain Dew.
1st Guy: "Dude, I only have 10 bucks"

2nd Guy: "That's enough for a bottle of Tequila and a bottle of Mountain Dew.

Together: "Redneck Margarita Night."
by ASAGirlie260 July 14, 2009
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redneck ingenuity

When a self proclaimed redneck builds or does something ridiculous
That truck right there has some redneck ingenuity in it!
by RajanTrajan August 19, 2017
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Redneck Republican

Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to Rush, and conversing with other "Patriots" at Bubba's Gun and Knife Show. Someone who is big on Law and Order except for drunk driving, pouching, and child support laws.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives.
“Do you believe that guy? He’s got “Vote Bush”, “Pro-Life”, “NRA” and “Eat Road Kill” bumper stickers on the back of that loud rusty pickup. What a redneck republican”.
by Enfomoco November 11, 2008
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Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.
"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"
by rawtap July 18, 2009
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