rape stove

its like a stove, except it rapes you

you better rape that stove before it rapes you boy, show it who's boss of the rape stove.

by Sergio Falcon January 13, 2008

raped in the ass

When you get your butthole poked by a penis, but you dont like it

Bill: "So did you have fun last night?"
Jill: No, I got raped in the ass.

by Cracker barrel of monkeys January 1, 2009

Photo-rape

the act of raping someone with your camera; taking pictures of people without their knowledge or consent.

Have you been photo-raped today?
I just photo-raped that guy!

by Margerry Yuhico July 21, 2003

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

A phrase used to convey the sense of impending disappointment with an individual, or a catchphrase to be shouted when crashing into a room unexpectedly.

John: Hey can you still pick me up at 7?
Jack: Man something came up I can't come get you till later, if you still need a ride..."
John:...
John: Don't turn this rape into a murder.

by Friday Bojangles November 23, 2010

raped

having been completely and utterly decimated

team A: 112
team B: 3

team B got raped

by height May 5, 2003

Mutual Rape

When two people want to rape each other, it obviously becomes mutual rape, and not a crime.

Girl: I can't stop thinking about how I want to rape you tonight!

Guy: I'm SO glad you say that, because I've wanted to rape you for a long time, but did not want the authorities involved!

>>Mutual Rape FTW!

by sama_rama April 19, 2010

National Rape Day

A day where rape is acceptable (it is never acceptable, if you rape sombody, rot in hell!). This day was made by men who think rape is funny and not something that is harmful. They also think harrasment, pedophilia, sexual harrasment, and much more is acceptable. Rape is a horrible thing. Stay safe ladies and all those who identify as female. It is said to be April 24th, so be extra careful. Try to have an item to protect yourself with at all times; taser, pepper spray, knife (if legal), brass knuckles or knuckle knives. A pen is also somewhat effective. Your elbow is a very strong bone. Stay safe y'all.

Someone identified as male: *whistles or tries to touch identified female*
Someone identified as female: leave me alone
Someone identified as male: chill shawty, its national rape day *says slurs of any sort*
Someone identified as female: that's not a real thing, leave me the fuck alone
Someone identified as male: *tries to get substantially closer*
Someone identified as female: *staps (with self defense object), jabs male in face with elbow or kick in crotch area, anything and runs*

remember, you are valid, you are not an object, stay safe. or at lease know how to use your elbow bone to jab. also you can keep a pen in your posession to stap with.

by a girl who cares about people April 14, 2021