premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

by Psycho-J December 1, 2006

Premale

An adolescent who thinks he's part of the ghetto, but is barely ten years old.

'Fuck man! that premale has theived ya' car!'

by Stay_happy19 May 3, 2007

Preads

Pr eads:
PRETEND DREADS.. for all those white folks that think it is cool too never brush their hair. To try to appear jamacian or something..Well whity UR NOT bob marley so go away.

Scott: Dude hav u seen alex's hair. it wont stay in the dreads man..

Tyler: yeah.. hah.. waatta bundle of sticks.

Scott: it would help to not use a pansy shampoo.. man he's white.

Tyler: yeah man.. one word: PREADSSS..

by You would want to know June 17, 2007

premature jumpulation

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.

Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.

by Piper808 November 23, 2007

Premature Cookie

Essentially, "cookie dough".

Person 1 - "Dude, I want something good but doesn't take any effort in making it."
Person 2 - "What about some premature cookies?

by bdc947856 January 11, 2009

Premature Chip

A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.

"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."

"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"

"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"

by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009

Premature Sendulation

The sending of a text message mid-thought or before reaching the desired conclusion.

text to friend: "heh, wanna mee"

reply text: "huh?"

text to friend: "sorry, had a premature sendulation. Wanna meet for lunch?"

by Frisco Babe July 27, 2009