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Colonel Mustard

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.
Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!
by Brant38 March 13, 2008
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mustard plug

The act of tongueing the ass of a lover with diarrhea.
She admittedly ate Taco Bell before our date, and as it turned out, I gave her the ol' mustard plug the next morning.
by Joe Dugger May 4, 2005
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mustards

firstly, a hideous color and a food that some people like but most don't, and also can be referred to as a clan of so-called 'people' commonly referred to as bitches who become so obsessed and jealous of a person that they feel the need to insult everything about them when really, its THEM that have the disorder.
These 'girls' also suffer from a deficiency in their brains leading them to believe that wearing mustard coloured clothes is...cool...? Hmmmm, hopefully they will soon become as exstinct as the dodo so we don't have to suffer from their presence any longer.
"those mustards are such bitches"
by MUNTYLOVERSUNITE May 5, 2009
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runny mustard

After you have sex and you pull your penis out of your condom and the stuff inside spills out onto your partners pubic hair.
Aww, sweetie i let some runny mustard get into your hair patch. Go take a shower.
by hexicon September 12, 2006
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mustard

This is an alternative name for marijuana. It is often used at the office/workplace or in emails so that other words for pot need not be used.
"I wish I could have some mustard with my lunch today."

"I'll meet you for a beer, and maybe later we can have some mustard."
by Grommm February 27, 2010
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mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts
When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits
by tweetie bird August 9, 2009
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