monte gents

sandton boys have relocated and have become scarier. if you have a hun she's not yours, she is getting chowed by the chipmunks statues, monte gents are luh twizzys who gather in groups of 5+ and are told to come and pose for music videos.

yoh did you hear? that hun is getting passed like a choef at white jols by these monte gents

be careful! monte gents bite

by indianhun111 June 18, 2022

Monte

the Lüh Twizzy headquarters.
LITERALLY EVERY SATURDay THEY THERE!!!
Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:YESSS! I need a lÜh twizzy bf rn!

Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:yesss! I need a LÜh twizzy bf rn!

by that girlie b June 29, 2022

monterius

And hair left nut that queer’s like to lick off when they see a gay man’s lung

I had to look like monterius for that left lung

by Jsjdjbdb July 14, 2022

MomTee

A woman with no biological children of her own. Who takes on the full legal responsibility of raising their niece(s) or nephew (s) as their own child or children. Also known as a AuntieMa, or a mom2.

My MomTee loves me no mater what.

by Lique August 15, 2022

Monkee

Monkee are best animal

wow, see that monkee over there, hes the best animal

by MethMonkee August 16, 2022

monte

literally the hottest person ever. i am so happy to be his boyfriend and OH MY GOD HES SO!!!!!! hes literally everything to me. hes so fucking cute and watching him get all excited when i say "i love him" and fuck man!!!! hes so <33

someone: "hey whos monte?"
me (max): "literally the best person to exist!!"

by maxypoopii November 3, 2022

monkee

this girl is true monkee, she has a big fat ass with a big puffy white jacket. this girl is so dirty she even turned her previously white jacket brown! can you belive her?? she blames it on an 'accident', she really shat on it like a girlboss. she also likes stranger things, she would twerk for joyce byers.honestly her name should be monkke brown. she never has the apporiate attire for occasion. she would a colle shirt in the rain... also the monkee is super british

have you seen shes is such a monkee, i was with her last night and she kept yelling 'WHERES MEYH PHAUNEEE?++??' such a monkee smh. yass girlboss?? no monkee

by sogayithurts September 1, 2022