Manilla

"man-ill-uh", same pronunciation, but opposed to manila envelope or manilla, a cheroot made in Manila, the Phillipines (dictionary.com).

Derived from the substitution of "van" from the noun "vanilla" combined with the noun "man" referring to a male Homo sapiens sapiens.

The male seed required for human reproduction. This creamy off-white substance goes by the scientific name "spermatozoa", but more often than not by the American slang terms of "jizz", "come", "splooge", "man juice", "manicing" or "RPGs".

Example 1.)
Woman: "I need some vanilla extract."
Man: "Well, if you hang around for a bit, I could get you some 'manilla' extract"

Example 2.)
Doctor: "I'm going to need a sperm sample. Here, use this container."
Patient: "Do you think you could lend me a nurse to help out with the manilla extraction?"

by Greyson March 19, 2008

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

Mogilny

Used to describe a slick move that helps to avoid a ptf type situation.

Noid: How did you get out of there?
Boat Guy: I pulled a Mogilny and split.

by foug April 19, 2003

mobile ATM

Term used by thieves to describe tourists in poorer countries that is easily robbed of their belongings and moneys while they do sightseeing on foot.

Mobile ATM, MobileATM, ATM, Mobile, Automatic, Teller, Machine, Tourist

by Abie Martin December 11, 2008

mobile pwned

a term used to describe someone who has been pwned over the phone, or over another mobile device

"Yo dude, that guy just prank called u"
"Yer man, mobile pwned..."

by Chubbs 69 February 5, 2009

Mobile Scoreboard

Portable, sometimes fixed, radar speed devices put up either by police or private agencies in an attempt to frighten you into reducing your speed. Often these lack any sort of camera, and rely on flashing lights and short messages to slow down if you're exceeding the speed while approaching them. However if it contains no camera, or you live in an area where photo radar enforcement is illegal, it affords an interesting opportunity to see how fast you can go and rack up points in miles per hour.

Everyone slowed down but John kept his foot on the gas, he got a 78 on the Mobile Scoreboard.

by RiceCake August 29, 2012

Manila folder

A girl who is a perfect mix of Asian Black and White, that you can't tell what ethnic group they are more of.

Went on a date last night with a manila folder, i Think I'll marry her

by cosmic Pope July 23, 2016