by Knoxford April 29, 2009
Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.
Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's
by WNN4169 June 22, 2020
A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.
Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!
by freudmacgyver December 03, 2013
Today is the day when you kiss your boyfriend! Go out there and do it! Especially if his name starts with R.
Girlfriend: Do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no why
Girlfriend: It’s Monday, November 11th! 😉😏
Boyfriend: omg I love you!
Boyfriend: no why
Girlfriend: It’s Monday, November 11th! 😉😏
Boyfriend: omg I love you!
by I<3R4ever November 06, 2019
its national monday day
by monday master February 08, 2021
On monday shine day (aka every monday)is when you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)
by pop off kween November 15, 2020
The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.
by DingleDog August 04, 2020