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Miss Michigan 

A term used by males to refer to a dateless night spent masturbating. See map of Michigan. Also see Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
I had a hot date with Miss Michigan last night.
Miss Michigan by J. Granholm August 21, 2003

Lake Michigan 

Practically an inland sea between Wisconsin and Michigan, and a great place to go to the beach in the summer. It's quite cool, and you won't chap from salt water like you will in the ocean. Practically the whole Michigan shore is a beach, and lots of it is inexpensive public beaches and state parks.

However, Lake Michigan is not a place to go swimming during any season other than summer, because it will be too cold.
My family goes to Lake Michigan nearly every summer for a week, and it's one of my favorite family vacations.
Lake Michigan by Uncloseted Nerd December 9, 2010

Hot Michigan 

Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.
Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*
Hot Michigan by Ramertax August 19, 2011

The Michigan Chicken Salad 

Ingredients:

- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.

- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional

Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.

One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.

At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.

Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.

Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.

Birmingham, Michigan 

Birmingham, Michigan is a very affluent suburb of Detroit. It has a beautiful, charming and expensive downtown area. Birmingham has very few dumpy houses, and is home to some of the most brilliant mansions, historical homes, Tudors, and other fancy houses next to Bloomfield, Hills, another wealthy city in Southern Michigan.

The majority of Birmingham's population is upper middle class to wealthy class. Popular jobs consist of lawyers, surgeons, doctors and corporate executives.

Birmingham has many upscale restaurants and swim clubs.

Birmingham is mostly Christian and Republican.

Many notable people were once residents of Birmingham.

Birmingham is a wonderful place to live, but frequently accused of being home to snooty people.
Oh my gawd, you live in Birmingham, Michigan??!! Which club do you belong to? Are your cleaning ladies Italian or Mexican? Is your Mercedes Benz the newest model? Which Juicy sweatsuit do you have? Is your husband a corporate executive or a surgeon? Are you a hockey mom? Where were you spring break? The South of France? Palm Beach, FL? Hilton Head Island, SC? Beverly Hills, CA?

the Michigan Difference 

When anyone at the University of Michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the University of Michigan.
Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!

Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
the Michigan Difference by traproom November 19, 2017