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Orange Marmajizz

Part orange marmalade and part semen, usually found on a computer keyboard after a particularly rough masturbation session or quick pb+j snack (or both).
Has the ability to produce babies that are half human and half orange tree and can grow oranges for you all the time.
Friend: I just touched something on your keyboard
Me: Oh, thats probably just orange marmajizz
Friend: WTF is orange marmajizz?
Me: (explains)
Friend: WTF dude
Me: You've never head of orange marmajizz? Dude, take a fucking biology class or something. Seriously.
by marmajizzer January 24, 2012
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Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!
by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014
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Someone that is realy cool and hot at the same time
The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like
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Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
Wow look at this guy he is so awsome and cool he must has the marmor paradox
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The marmor paradox

Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
Wow look at this guy he is so awsome and cool he must has the marmor paradox
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The marmor paradox

Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
Wow look at this guy he is so awsome and cool he must has the marmor paradox
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
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The marmor paradox

Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
Wow look at this guy he is so awsome and cool he must has the marmor paradox
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
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