"Tasque Manager gave off so much waifu energy"
"The woman from that deltarune game?"
"Yeah"
"Get a life bro"
"The woman from that deltarune game?"
"Yeah"
"Get a life bro"
by TobiasFoxington July 26, 2023
Get the tasque managermug. This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
Get the Polysterene Brown Management Theorymug. by gchvjb January 14, 2022
Get the Muffin Managermug. A case manager is the mainstay in the healthcare or social services sector to get people back on the right track. They always put the common good before their own interests, even postponing their dates on a Sunday evening just so they can give their all the next day. People always treat them with reverence and respect, bowing down in their presence. Not all heroes wear a cape - case managers carry society on their backs. You can recognize the best of them by their crystal-clear blue eyes.
Help! We need a Case Manager, our clients are collapsing!
Okey! I will call heaven and tell them that the angels are needed.
Okey! I will call heaven and tell them that the angels are needed.
by Japina125 November 12, 2023
Get the Case Managermug. A two-way wiki is one example of social knowledge management or a shared social space such as a social network or VR social space where information can be recorded and shared.
by Lisa K Padilla May 24, 2018
Get the social knowledge managementmug. When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “
by Shade tree May 23, 2019
Get the herd managementmug. When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.
A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.
When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.
When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
by tstrasser October 19, 2016
Get the VOODOO MANAGEMENTmug.