Labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension. Such people only understand the world in terms of the labels they apply to things.

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."
or
Person 1: "Only emos like that crap."
Person 2: "You're a labelass."

by MobyDisk April 14, 2011

labelphilia

The overwhelming desire to tuck in someone else's sticky-outy neckline label.

In addition to being more than a little creepy, his tactile tendencies towards her turtleneck announced to all his unashamed labelphilia.

by Fade2412 October 24, 2012

Labeler

Someone who comes to a party completely unknown, and turns up to the maximum level. He turns everyone else up higher then they were before, brings free shit like weed, beer, drugs, all that nice stuff, and then gives it all away. Thing is? They leave, unknown, with just a name left behind.

For example. Last year, on a Florida Beach. Some tall dude with the shaggiest hair came to my college beach party. Was getting boring as jagger man. This dude shows up, 2 OUNCES of the LOUDESTTTT shit ever man! Just gave it away! Then he got up on the cliff and started head banging, pouring a 40 ounce on his hair. Total fucking epic. Dude left though, when the hottest girl in the party started grinding. Left his name in her back pocket. "Charlie Marley" Dudes a legend here in the Carolina beaches man. At least to everyone around me! He's like an urban legend of all labelers!

by Schincker August 12, 2014

labelity

The ability to label a relationship

He has labelity issues and would rather just be friends.

by BW'sBFF March 10, 2015

Label

verb
meaning basic; over-used; common

"Damn, you such a label"
"your really labeling right now"

by carolineO'Donnell December 17, 2015

LaBeoufed

When you fuck something up.

Guy 1: how'd you do on that exam?
Guy 2: I fell asleep and drooled on my paper. Totally LaBeoufed it.

by Big kitty 05 March 11, 2016

labraneatrium

It is when you are talking loud enough for someone you are talk smack on to hear you talking that smack but made to look like you don't know they can hear you. It's an echoing of laughter created by your words disguised as simple nonsense.

Creators and Originators to be credited to: Sgt. Sean Richard Grilley & Lance Boyd Holliman III
Coined in 1995 So. CAL.

R.I.P. Sgt. Sean Grilley.

I could hear them loud and clear, that Labraneatrium they are using doesn't fool me.

by Scooby-Doobie doo December 27, 2016