kill bill

The Bride's (Uma Thurman) ultimate goal in the movies of the same name (vol. 1 and vol. 2)
Assisted by her kick ass Hatori Hanso katana blade, she kills 88 people in 22 minutes, and will eventualy kill bill

In 2003... Uma Thurman will... KILL BILL

by teknokracy October 28, 2003

Kill the spider

The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.

John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...

Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?

by Jesus Christ, Superdave July 14, 2013

Kill It

The only other option.

Jen: "My dog keeps eating my homework!"
Nick: "Calmly explain the situation to her."
Jen: "No, she'll never believe that! Ugh I hate my dog!"
Nick: "Kill it."

by LL Cool Jen December 15, 2009

kill yourself

when you take your own life then you live no more

i'm gunna go and kill myself when i finish work cuz i've had a fucking nuff of the living in the world bag of shit it is (good bye)

by marie August 18, 2003

KILL EM

a phrase used often in oldham social circles, particularly at hotel woodhouse, many plots to 'kill em' are generally thought up when everyone is on pills.

'lets go and kill em'

'kill em'

'em em em em em'

by boothyboothyboothyyy August 1, 2008

Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog

fuck these corporations and their fucking record stores
I don't want my fucking paycheck feeding money whores
these fuckers flood the market with their fabricated shit
and laugh as this pathetic fucking music gets them rich

stay the fuck right out of my life
I don't need your fucking advice
you don't even know what our shit is all about
so don't even try to figure it out
fuck your Spice Girls and your fucking Pearl Jam
it's all a bunch of shit, I say fuck it
Fuck your Dave Matthews and your fucking REM
you god-damned bitch, fucking clueless
KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG

by Death Menace May 16, 2023

kill clock

Sometimes used as an initiation routine by gangs they set a new member a kill clock where they have to kill a set number of members of a rival gang in a set time.
Sometimes used as a form of blackmail that if a gang member doesn’t complete a kill clock someone close to them may be harmed/killed.
Sometimes organised by inmates wanting to get to someone on the outside using their gang-contacts.

"You have 24 hours to kill as many rival gang-members or someone close to you will pay... The kill clock is ticking"

by Brizza July 8, 2006