Devil's Handjob

Forgetting to wipe your hands and touching your dick in the bathroom after eating hot wings.

Did you hear about Frank? Gave himself

a Devil's Handjob after eating wings after the game!!

by CamGuy41 July 27, 2019

all american handjob

when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.

dude. Why do you have scars on your dick

90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died

by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021

testicle handjob

when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode

fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong

by anyone but fatass randy January 17, 2008

reverse handjob

Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.

"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"

by psychosocialpseudonyms February 28, 2016

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

Handjobbin'

Awesome. Spectacular

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.

by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008