goodakal

Goodakal means an idiot. A gigantic idiot who doesn't know how to do simple things

Stop being such a goodakal.

That goodakal ruined my dinner

by Goodakal Hater November 14, 2021

Giovanni

Someone who was 5'7 by the time they were 13, but never grew again.

I'm a Giovanni and I used to rule the world by being the top 5 tallest kids in elementary/middle school

by anonymous November 20, 2021

giovanni

katherine's boyfriend.

giovanni is katherine's boyfriend so back off <3.

by kkyyss October 4, 2021

giovanni

very big drittes bein in se hose very dumm butt sexxsy affffffffff you will wnt to ride on his big hard drittes bein very juicy ass steals girlfriends and plays uno naked with his friends at 3 am on sundayy (drittes bein steht für schwanz)

what is that ?

its giovannis drittes bein

by 1_am_schwanz November 21, 2021

giovannii

A really nice guy that understands you and he is really hot

I love you Giovannii

by ☾Yours Truly☽ November 21, 2021

Giovannio

Giovannio is someone you can always rely on, they’ll be there for you unconditionally. Don’t take it for granted once they’re done with you it’s over.

He will be the most depressed yet happiest mess you’ve ever seen and met

Omg I’m glad they’re here, I can always count on Giovannio to have my back!

Or

Giovannio is amazing, although they has been very sad lately they still cheer me up!

by BestieEitseb November 22, 2021

Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021