Relationship goals

Cayden and Emily

Cayden and Emily are so incredibly cute together they are the urban dictionary definition of relationship goals. This on'e for you Em.

by yeetthatwheat February 16, 2019

My goals are beyond your understanding

A quote from the 2014 Flash TV series that reached meme status.

Reverse Flash: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

by Aqxer June 14, 2021

Couple goals

Literally Michelle and Nathaniel

Michelle and Nathaniel are literal couple goals

by Blahsum January 28, 2022

Goals

Sophie Bagozzi and Jered Harper

wow they are so goals

by jharp34 June 17, 2018

pull the goalie

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

by Dan May 11, 2003

life goals

“Wealth, my son, should never be your goal in life. Your words are eloquent but they are mere words. True wealth is of the heart, not of the purse.”
― Og Mandino, The Greatest Salesman In The World

“The road of life is strewn with the bodies of promising people. People who show promise, yet lack the confidence to act. People who make promises they are unable to keep. People who promise to do tomorrow what they could do today. Promising young stars, athletes, entrepreneurs who wait for promises to come true. Promise without a goal and a plan is like a barren cow. You know what she could do if she could do it, but she can't. Turn your promise into a plan. Make no promise for tomorrow if you are able to keep it today. And if someone calls you promising, know that you are not doing enough today.”
― Iyanla Vanzant, Acts of Faith: Daily Meditations for People of Color

life goals

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

goalkeeper

to protect something from somebody

Mike just can not keep a secret. He always tells everything to his brother.
Yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!

by Ula-la May 2, 2006