Definitions by Blahsum

Couple goals 

Literally Michelle and Nathaniel

Michelle and Nathaniel are literal couple goals

Couple goals by Blahsum January 28, 2022

Arizona Pig Skinner 

When a woman bites down on a man’s penis and proceeds to rip the skin off with her teeth

“You gotta call 911, that bitch gave me an Arizona Pig Skinner!!”.

Arizona Pig Skinner by Blahsum January 6, 2022

Paris Heights 

An absolute god amongst men

Guy one: you heard of paris heights?

Guy two: nah who’s that?
*guy one brutally murder guy two

Paris Heights by Blahsum February 11, 2021