friends

a person who is willing to stick to you while you have something that they desire, when you no longer have that thing, they will leave yo cold dead ass alone and pretend they never knew you

im friends with janice now
Janice: bich i just want yo doritos

by ugandan knuckles memes are ded March 10, 2018

friends

something that you don't have

you have no friends

by a somehow popular person July 11, 2017

friend

the bitches that you thought liked you but don't

she was my friend

by kmn1 May 23, 2018

friend

1. (noun) A person who sticks by you every step of the way, or someone you like talking to online or in person.

Ex: This is my friend, Nancy!

2. (verb) To send someone a request on a website or chat room to be their online friend.
Ex: I'm going to send this person a friend request.

Person: This is my friend Katherine.
Person2: nice-

by lucas x william November 6, 2020

Friends

The one thing that you'll never have.

"What are 'Friends?' Is that a new DLC?"

by TheRealistOfThisFineWorld June 28, 2016

friends

Liars who make you feel better, then degrade you like you're shit

Hey, meet my new awesome friends. Oh wait, then just trashed my car.

by the realist who knows shit December 27, 2015

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017